Kieren seems to have forgotten about two small points...
Kieren decided that 5 minutes before the safety briefing – this would be the best opportunity to empty his bowels!! He must have also decided that this would also be a good time to read the complete works of Shakespeare as it took hours! As a result we missed the entire safety briefing (bloody good job I have seen every single episode of Bear Grylls so it was not a problem for me).
As we arrive at the start line Kieren decided that this was prime time to re-pack his bag (he had only done it twice the night before and once in the morning), so he took his rucksack off and opened up his bag, at which point we hear “good luck everybody” and the gun went off – that’s right, as a result we missed the start by 5 minutes!!
Kieren decided that 5 minutes before the safety briefing – this would be the best opportunity to empty his bowels!! He must have also decided that this would also be a good time to read the complete works of Shakespeare as it took hours! As a result we missed the entire safety briefing (bloody good job I have seen every single episode of Bear Grylls so it was not a problem for me).
As we arrive at the start line Kieren decided that this was prime time to re-pack his bag (he had only done it twice the night before and once in the morning), so he took his rucksack off and opened up his bag, at which point we hear “good luck everybody” and the gun went off – that’s right, as a result we missed the start by 5 minutes!!